Oh My..the surprising Evolved Bliss

So, originally this was going to be my first, fairly negative review.  However, i was pleasantly..and orgasmically surprised.  First off, i LOVE the packaging.  Evolved, once again, gave their product appealing, unique and safe packaging with their stylish tin cans.  The Bliss is 7″ long with an insertible length of 5 3/4″.  It’s got a circumference of 1 3/8″.  It comes in pink and purple. 

Now.  i was initially turned off as the Bliss is surprisingly hard.  It’s made of non-pourus plastic.  It’s phthlates and latex free.  So, it’s body safe.  It’s also waterproof, which is awesome.  It’s a fairly standard vibrator, 3-speed.  My one big complaint, aside from the rigidity of it, is that it’s push button.  Right on the end of the battery cap.  i was unable to find a picture of it, so i will be doing a video review of this, where i can show you!

So.  2 other downsides to this toy.  It’s fairly loud.  If you’ve got it shoved in to the hilt, you can’t hear it much. But, as you pull it out and if you use it on your clit or to stimulate your labia, then you will hear it.  On the lowest and medium setting, if you’re under covers and have something like a fish tank, you won’t hear it.  The last setting… if it’s outside of the covers even with a fish tank you could hear it through the wall.

The vibrations are a pretty standard 3 speed steady vibration.  No patterns or pulsations or anything.  Also, the vibrations are disappointingly weak.  If you don’t need those mega vibrations, then this toy is perfect. Also, it’s quite thin, so if you like and/or need some girth, then keep on looking.

It however feels excellent on the skin!  It’s got a nice velvet cote on it that feels amazing.  Now on to it’s performance….

Laying down, it’s disappointing.  Because of it’s lack of girth, even where the ribs are, i need to be hitting my cervix to get any kind of reaction.  Now, there ARE the 4 ribs on this toy.  And keep in mind this toy is hard.  So.  This couold hurt you.  If i play with this toy the wrong… or right way it the nubs can hurt.  However, if i’m sitting…. WOW.

Tonight, i was sitting on a patio outside.  New i needed to play with the Bliss one more time so i could do a decent review on it. So.  i’m sitting in the chair, put both feet up, throw a little water-based lube on her and slide her in.  Hit the button and start playing.  Holy fucking shit.  The little ribs on this guy hit my g-spot like nothing else has. 

i really had to keep up the work though.  If i stopped it was all over.  And also, because of the placement of the button you can’t hold this toy with your finger over the cap, unless you concentrate to keep it bent.  Otherwise, you hit the button and change the vibration off of where you wanted it.  i tell ya..nothing ruins it but that.  However…get me sat up…get that on a medium vibration..and ooohhh yea…..THANKS EDEN FANTASIES!!!

Edited to add: if forgot!  The Bliss takes 2 AA batteries.

Edited again: First off, i apologize for the spelling erroes… secondly, for cleaning this is hard plastic so no boiling.  Use good ‘ole soap and water, or your favorite toy cleaner.