Drew over at Eden Fantasys gave me the chance to try out the Lucid Dreams #7 recently. This particular Lucid Dreams vibrator looks really fucking cool! It’s a wave shaped bullet style vibrator attached to a battery pack by a fairly short cord. I approximate it at about 32”. It’s quite limiting when you’re using it by yourself. Using it with a partner however, the length isn’t as much of an issue. This particular toy is a g-spot vibe.

It uses 2 AA batteries, which were not included in the one I received. This vibrator is about 6 1/2″ long, all of it insertible. It’s got 3 waves in it that shortens it by a couple inches. It’s about 4 1/2″ with the bullet inserted almost halfway up.  It’s waterproof, which is always nice and the material it’s made of is jelly.  In my opinion, this is quite a hindrance as any time of thread, hair, or any random particle in the air firmly attaches itself to the toy so you are forever cleaning it off.

It has 4 settings operated by “on and off” buttons on the battery pack. Off on the bottom, on above it. There’s actually numbers next to the buttons that light up showing you what setting you’re on. You have to go all the way through the settings again to turn it back off.

This sex toy is actually surprisingly quiet, however only semi-powerful. Used clitorally or vaginally it was quite difficult to orgasm using this toy. I didn’t find it even remotely useful unless it had some intense lubricant on it, such as tingling or cooling. With that sort of lube, the medium intensity of this vibrator really allows you to enjoy the sensations the lube has to offer while still using a sex toy.

It does hit the g-spot, but only marginally.  The little wave slides right over it, stimulating it but just barely.  Enough to feel, not enough to go anywhere with it.

All in all, while this toy is a little disappointing, I am still determined to try more Lucid Dreams! Thanks Eden Fantasys!! 3 out of 5 stars!!

Lucid dream no. 7 G-spot vibrator by Doc Johnson Material: Jelly Safety: $27.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Needless to say, it didn’t take very long for me to have my boyfriend naked and in bed, with his wonderful back exposed to me!

First things first, I’m very happy with the bottles themselves.  They are 2oz each, and are slightly textured so if you need to get more massage oil mid ministrations, you don’t have to fight with the bottle slipping out of your hands.  The little pack they come in is clear so you can see which scent you’re grabbing at, with a cardboard insert in the back so it stays rigid.  It also has a zipper on the top, though it seems a little cheap.  I don’t think it would take very much to rip it or get it snagged or something.  My only complaint with the package.  The plastic is nice and thick, not the brittle kind that rips with just a little bump.  The smells of the oils stay in the pack very nicely, without making everything around them smell like they do.

The massage oils themselves are wonderful!  They absorb very nicely into the skin, and stay slick for quite a long time.  They also are not oily at all.  While you are left with the feeling of the oil on your skin, it’s not that nasty oily feeling that you can get with some lotions.  It is simply a nice soft, smooth skin feeling.  Unless you dumped an entire bottle of the stuff all over you and/or your partner, there isn’t even a need to wash afterwords…unless the massage led to other play

So, this massage kit comes with 5 scents of the kama sutra massage oil in it. In the order they’re in my pack, which really probably means little (LOL) we have:

• Sweet Almond – This is perhaps my favorite.  It is very sweet, and according to my nose has a little bit of a hint of cherry to it.  If you have sensitive scent it could be too sweet.  In my opinion it’s good for a playful massage.
• Healing Blend - This scent is incredibly herbal and can move itself right into the front of your forehead.  If you are sensitive to scents in a migraine sense, be careful with this one.  I am myself, and had to make sure not to bring my hands too close to my nose.  However, my boyfriend is even more sensitive and he loved this scent.  This scent is very good for a nice long, relaxing massage and perhaps even a little spiritual work, if you follow alternative spiritual paths.
• Serenity - This scent is very similar to the healing blend, but perhaps with a more flowery smell, rather than herbal.  It is almost soapy.
• Pleasure Garden – This is a very perfumey scent, but doesn’t “hit the forehead” quite like the previous two.  This variety would be very good for a long afternoon of sexual play and adventure.  I highly recommend this one for a very sensual full body massage with the intention of further sex play.
• Soaring Spirit – This is my boyfriends favorite, and my second favorite.  It is a very wonderful minty smell, a good combination of peppermint and spearmint.  This type of scent is the kind that can take your headache away.  This variety of the massage oils would be perfect after a long stressful day.

This massage kit is perfect for beginners to sensual massage, or for experienced massagers who want to try a new kind of oil, or who just want to add to their collection.  I honestly cannot think of anyone this would not be good for.  It is the perfect accessory to your sensual repertoire.  About the only thing I could possibly think of that this kit could use would be a book about sensual massage.

Thanks Eden Fantasys!! 4 out of 5 stars!!!

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So, as I and my boyfriend have been playing more and more anally, I decided that I wanted to try the Climax Bursts Anal Lubricant as well.  With as incredibly important as it is to use a lubricant for anal play, we wanted to make sure we used a good one.  Well, in my opinion this one is the best.

The bursting beads in this anal lubricant are the same in the cooling. You don’t so much feel the beads as their effect.  With the anal lube, the beads are vitamin E.  So what does this do for you?  Well it does 2 things.  It keeps the skin’s elasticity and it helps the man stay hard.  Pretty good on all accounts in my opinion!

It’s water based, glycerin free and ultra thick!  It’s also silicone free, so it’s safe for play with any toy.  The lube lasts a long time, and while we weren’t trying for any anal play marathons, it didn’t need any reapplication for us.  Clean-up with this lube is also a snap.  There was no stickiness with it, and washed off right away.

I think this anal lubricant would work well for both beginners and experienced anal players! 5 Stars!!!

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We’d played with a lot of warming lubes, and ice and that got me to thinking…warming..ice…COOLING!  So, after searching I found Climax Bursts Cooling Lube. I’d made sure to read the reviews of it and got a little of both. Some uber good, and if my memory serves me, a couple not so good. Well, if nothing else it just LOOKS fucking COOL!!

So anyway, I broke down and bought some.  I just HAD to try it!

First off, the bottle is really nice.  It’s got a nice pop top where you just pop up the top and can squirt some out, then pop it back down.  Looks cool, looks like a nipple and easy to use.  The only problem (and my one and ONLY complaint) is that it can get gunked up a bit.  This can be mostly avoided if you just make sure to include in your toy cleaning routine to wipe off the top a bit. 

As you can see here at the top of the bottle of the Climax Bursts Anal Lubricant it can very easily and quickly get gunked up.  In this photo the bottle is open.  But, if it gets so gunked up you can’t open it, the top does twist off as well, though then it’s a much larger opening.

So, performance.  The cooling lubricant is absolutely amazing.   It’s liquid based, so it’s safe for use with any sort of toy including silicone toys.  The little “bursting beads” burst with any sort of pressure and you really cannot feel them, even on something as sensitive as nipples.  (clicky the picture to make it bigger and you’ll see the “burst beads” around the areola of my nipple there)

The lube goes on very nice and smooth and is a tad thicker than your standard water based lubricant.  Also as it’s just a little thicker (think of an inbetween thickness between gel lube and liquid lube, it’s like right in the middle) It works excellent with any sort of toy, plus during intercourse.  You don’t notice the cooling sensation immediately, until air hits it.

It works best for us as a foreplay lubricant, as it can be too much for my boyfriend after sex, because of how sensitive his penis is.  After sex especially once the air hits it, you REALLY feel it.

Used during intercourse I myself haven’t felt much of the cooling actually inside my vagina, the “same way” so to speak, that I’ve felt warming lubricants.  (And yes, the climax bursts warming lubricant is on my list! LOL) The best way, in my opinion, to use it during sex is to put some of the lube on the outer labia.  Believe me, during the thrusting you will feel it!

As a note to my kinky sadistic and masochistic friends out there…here’s what you do to hear those wonderful squeals from your partner… use the lube for all of your play on her/him, including on the outer labia, or scrotum if your partner is a man.  Once you’re done playing and they’re laying there all huffing and puffing in afterglow… blow a nice gentle breath over their genitals… *evil grin* Muahahaha!!!!!

Highly, highly recommended!!  5 stars for sure!!!

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One other major thing about this sequel is that they (as sequels often do) went the way of more racy, more edgy, just plain more.  There’s more sex scenes, more threesomes and anal play in most, if not all of the sex scenes. We also see more spanking and even one orgy!   There is also a LOT of g/g action.  There’s actually more g/g, and f/f/m then just plain ‘ole f/m in this one! And with wonderful lines such as “If you’re gonna hit me, then you’d better fucking hit me” we see the racier side of Stagnetti’s Revenge in the first girl-on-girl scene.

And if I may say so myself, this scene is incredible with it’s fight for domination between the two highest ranking females on the ship.  The power struggle is incredible, and even though I feel that this scene goes on too long, it’s fucking HOT! There’s even some hand on neck action!  So you power exchange fans out there, I’m thinking you’ll LOVE this scene!

As an aside, it was also nice to see a couple uncircumcised penises in this film!  In my experiences with adult films, that’s not the most common sighting.  As this is a period piece from the 1700′s, we see no use of sex toys however, near the end, Evan Stone certainly gives us some unique-ness by hanging from the ceiling! And with some plain ‘ole, down-n-dirty butt sex

Once again, the cg is well done (especially for the lower budget of an adult film) and the costumes are very well done and appropriate for not only the setting and time, but also for the character wearing them.  I am also very impressed with the set design.  Each room [set] is unique unto itself, appropriate for the time period and also for the purpose.

The movie starts out with some decent background story telling via the bad guys.  We get a good sense of that the main theme for the movie will be, asides sex that is lol.  Shortly after that, we see our main character, once again played by one of my favorite adult actors: Evan Stone. Additional cast to return are: Jesse Jane and Steven St. Croix, as well as Tommy Gunn reprising his well acted role of Stagnetti. I however greatly wish that Janine could have returned as Serena, however they do keep the character throughout this story. You’ll see how

We find that we are returning to the story immediately after the end of Pirates. Basically, Cpt. Edward and Jules are trying to get Serena’s warrant stayed, since she ended up defecting and helping the good guys. At the same time, unbeknownst to them, the bad guys are gearing up for their deadly plot.  Also at this same time, the gunner Wu and another crew mate getting into their own foibles looking for Wu’s sister Ai and Serena’s cousin Olivia (the female whom Jules has the power struggle with.)

As usual for Edward, he gets himself into the most unique situations Such as being a voyeur at a rather well done orgy

Now.  This feature includes some awesome special features which include a bonus sex scene, making of featurette, bloopers, extended sex scenes, deleted scenes and tons more than that!

This movie was very well made, with a full story that ties in the prequel, incredible set design and costumes, as well as incredible acting by the main characters.  The movie itself with no extended scenes is approx. 138 minutes.  The special features are over 2 hours as well as the behind the scenes footage is over 2 hours.  11 sex scenes and over 600 special effects

On the down side, there are several parts of the movie that are cheesy in the bad way.  And of course the obligatory porn star acting from those that were quite obviously not used to standard acting versus adult film acting.   My biggest complaint would be the few oral sex scenes where the actresses were obviously gagging.  While it does add realism, I just don’t find it attractive and had to actively force myself back into the scene.  These however were few and very far in between.  We must also not forget the obligatory every-money-shot-in-the-mouth as well.

One thing that really helped, for me, to overshadow the above negatives was the wonderful play between Evan Stone and Jesse Jane’s characters Edward and Jules.  The subtleties were wonderful and really helped make this movie seem “real” as opposed to “porn.”

Aside from that, the story is well told and closes up loose ends left by the first installment.  They left the end open, in my opinion, enough, should they want to make a third installment.  If they do however, I think it would be a bit of a stretch, to keep the story going.

As a quick aside, I just need to say that every movie I’ve seen with Evan Stone has been incredible.  His acting is wonderful and I am fully intending on watching more of him!!

And now, because this is my review and I can… scenes from the porn!!!

All in all, I am very impressed with this adult movie! Thanks Eden Fantasy’s!! 4 out of 5!!

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The Beadazzle takes 3 AAA batteries which did not come in the package I got.  The packaging was a simple plastic box with the toy itself in a little plastic baggy.  The box however did come with a warning label.  The standard non-medical use line along with a warning to not use on hemorrhoids.  The best part of the warning label however was the warning to not use this toy on calf pain.

Moving along, we must always ensure to use plenty of lube with anal play.  I prefer to use water based non-silicone lube.  Also, if you don’t use a condom with your anal toys make sure to clean it thoroughly. It is not waterproof though, so I highly suggest using a toy cleaner.  Elastomer is porous however, so if this toy will be used in more that one place, even on the same person, please ensure to clean it thoroughly!!

When turned on, the end of this toy rotates.  The swinging motion of the tip of this anal vibrator feels incredibly good on the inside of the anal canal. I would say that the rotation is about 1 1/2″ or so.  Nothing too much but enough to feel.

The first time I used this toy I had my boyfriend used it on me.  As it’s not too terribly big, it’s easy to slip in and take a comfortable position while your partner uses it on you.  With the rotation setting set on medium and a nice in and out motion, The Beadazzle massages perfectly.

If you’re a beginner to anal play, this toy is an incredible toy to start with.  It’s thin at the end so it goes in smooth, but widens enough at the end to give you a little stretch.  The uniqueness of this toy however makes it wonderful for more the experienced as well. Thanks Eden Fantawsys!! .

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So, Eden Fantasys sent me the Sexy pinstripe chemise set by Dreamgirl. Now, I do admit to being a bit nervous about it at the beginning.  Being a bigger girl, (even after the 38lb weight loss) things like this have a hard time falling right on my body.  They bunch and stretch and and do all sorts of uncomfortable things.  So, I was quite happy when I got the lingerie and it was a nice stretchy microfiber!

Now.  I admit to being disappointed that it only came in a plastic bag.  But *shrugs* beggars can’t be choosers!  It would be quite simple to wrap in nice tissue paper if it was a gift.  It comes in 4 sizes, s-m-l-1x/2x.  Now.  I wear the 1x/2x size.  And it sits quite well on my body!!

It also comes with a pair of panties, the in-between regular and thong with nice bikini sides.  They are incredibly comfortable!!! (For us big girls, they are not the style that pulls up over half your belly.  They sit right over the groin area.)

Also, this outfit is *made* to show off your ass!! The back of the chemise has a cut out portion for your tooshy to show off the wonderful shape that it is!!

The microfiber feels wonderful along the skin, it has quite a silky texture.  It also moves quite nice, allowing for good movement if you’re dancing or doing whatever.  I did quite a lot of walking around, trying on different stockings and footwear in it, and aside from doing a little of the “pull-down-and-shimmy-dance” I had no problems with it.  (Due to my body shape it scrunched up a little under my breasts.  Not much of a complaint, if you ask me, considering the comfort factor even with this.)

Now.  In this pic, I am simply putting my hands on my hips.  I am not holding the parts aside.  I have hips.  Hips like battleships.  So.  The back gets parted more than what I think would be “normal” due to my sizeable hips.  While I do wish the chemise was a tad bit longer, I love how it shows off the ass.  If your partner is an ass man/woman, GET THIS!

The chemise has underwire cups with a cute little button between them that has a jewel on it.  The cups are a bit small even for me, (i’m somewhere around a 39B1/2) so if your bust is much more than that your breasts will strain against the chemise and perhaps spill out.  Granted, that’s what you want sometimes!! LOL

This outfit can work very much with several “looks” ranging from naughty secretary to schoolgirl, to simply a sexy, cute outfit for your partner.  I enjoyed wearing a top-hat style hat with my sexy heels and thought the look worked quite well.  You could also use a tie for this look, stockings with garters, or any other combination if you’re looking for dress up play.The one thing however, is that split over the butt that I spoke of earlier.  I can see this tearing easily, if there’s a whole lot of tugging on the item.  So, if you plan on rough play, get this off first.  Or, if you’re handy with a needle and thread, put some extra stitches in there to help it hold together.

All  in all, I’m very, very happy with this outfit, and do plan on going to Eden Fantasys for more sexy lingerie . And they also carry costumes as well! LOL

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So first off, thanks Eden Fantasys for sending me this!! Space Nuts, while not the best porn, nor my favorite movie, is my favorite satire of all time!!

I have to say, I was quite impressed right away. They put in a nice blurb about safe sex. Always nice.

I want to stress here though, that after this there is strobing as the Wicked Pictures self-promo shot comes up. So, if you’re sensitive to strobing or are epileptic or anything, please be aware of this. Now. After this I must give them kudos. They use the Star Wars style yellow lettering traveling up the page [into space] for a little intro to the story. Once again. Satire! LOVED it!

So, we start with sex. Of course Princess Hubba Hubba (yep, i’m serious. Please remember: satire) needs some companionship on the SS Royal Brat. teehee i want me one!

It’s shortly thereafter that we meet Jeeves. He’s Princess Hubba Hubba’s faithful robot companion. Now. I think Jeeves is my favorite character, despite Evan Stone being my favorite adult actor.

From here, we meet the Evil Overlord and the Dark Witch.  Now this is incredibly entertaining!  The Evil Overlord is trying to kidnap Princess Hubba Hubba so he can marry her and rule her star system, the Clitoran System.  So he shoots her ship and captures a space pod.

Now, I’m not going to ruin the plot too much, as there actually is a plot in this movie.  Shortly hereafter we meet Buzz StarFucker, captain of the Floating Balls Space Casino.  Now, the sets they did were pretty good Of course, it’s a room here, a room there.  But, we have to remember that this is an adult film.  The budget is not quite what it would be otherwise.  Here Jeeves get’s his first sex scene.  Him and Princess Hubba Hubba get picked up by StarFucker and are made to work on the Floating Balls.  Jeeves was a pleasure-bot.  teehee Now, I must say.  I enjoy this movie for the satire-ity of it.  Not the sex.  The sex scenes are mediocre at best.  Each one ends exactly the same way, cum-on-face.  So if you like that, watch away!!!  I have to say though, that all sex scenes involved use of condoms, which is awesome as safety always first.  The cinematography though, on the sex scenes was really good.  I, for one, do not watch porn for up close cock-in-pussy. 

I have to say though, I really enjoyed the costumes, especially these 2 in the requisite 3-some.  I like how they themed the colors and also ensured they matched the set work.

My favorite sex scenes are at the very end.  The last 3 actually.  This is one of them…and dayam she has a nice ass!!!  If nothing else, this movie has nice female ass!!!

Well, that and some great positions.  Holy smokes right?  And yes, despite the veins in that arm, it IS a woman! lol My favorite “position” one though is when StarFocker finally gets to shag the Princess.

So, eventually the Evil Overlord does capture Princess Hubba Hubba, to which Jeeves and StarFucker must team up to rescue her.  And well..let’s just say..that’s when the movie gets really entertaining!!!

All in all, mediocre sex scenes aside this is an enjoyable movie.  IF you’re itching to watch something entertaining that’s not a children’s flick, this is it.  If you’re wanting adult satire, this is most definitely it!!  If you’re wanting quality sex scenes, this is not it.  The sex however, while not moving the plot along,  so-to-speak is worked into the plot well.

And ladies and gents, if you want or need any othersex toys please do go to Eden Fantasys! If you put 6CF in the “partner code” entry box it’ll give you a discount! The store is easy on the eyes, well priced and has an incredible selection!

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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

The leash is about 36″ long with a handle maybe 5-6″ long.  In the long run, it’s more of a for looks leash however.  Upon decent yanking and pulling it did break from the lobster clip, *however* it did fix quite easily!!  So, for those of us in D/s petplay, this is more of a show leash, rather than an “i’m in a pushing mood and gonna push Master’s patience today.”  It’s not for that LOL

It attaches quite nicely to a collar, with a standard easy to use lobster clip.  It’s quite light, so does not pull uncomfortably on the collar.

The clip swivels, which allows for ease of movement, but also keep in mind the length of the leash.  At only 3′ it’s for close quarters play, not long-distance walking.  It’s perfect for keeping your pet at your side, or a nice walk through the park

The leash is quite pretty, and thus would look very nice attached to almost any collar.

The handle is a polyethylene plastic type material, and thus is very easy to clean with a cloth or baby wipe.

All in all, despite it being more of a parade-use rather than hard-core use item, i am quite pleased with it and am thinking of getting more in the Fresh lineup, which also has cuffs, ball-gag and other similar bondage and fetish items. I really like that they all match. Being a girly kittenpup, that type of stuff strokes my fur the right way lol

So… as always…thanks Eden Fantasys!!!!!

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Who can’t love such a biteable, spankeable ass huh???

And you can keep track of her here: http://deliciouskitten.thumblogger.com/

You’ll certainly love her as much as i do!!  MMaayyybbeee someday there’ll be a vid and photos of us together hmm??? *getting lots of ideas* muahahaha!!!