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the very viable joys of space nuts

Posted by thekittenpup on November 12, 2009

Okay. This movie, is one of the most enjoyable films I’ve ever seen, especially for a porn. Done by Wicked Pictures it stars Evan Stone, Stormy, Mike Horner, Andy Spears and Devinn Lane. As i’m sure you can already tell by the title, it’s a satire on SpaceBalls/Star Wars. And Satire they did!! 😀 So, let’s get into it shall we?? heh..heh..heh

So first off, thanks Eden Fantasys for sending me this!! Space Nuts, while not the best porn, nor my favorite movie, is my favorite satire of all time!!

I have to say, I was quite impressed right away. They put in a nice blurb about safe sex. Always nice. Untitled-1 copy

I want to stress here though, that after this there is strobing as the Wicked Pictures self-promo shot comes up. So, if you’re sensitive to strobing or are epileptic or anything, please be aware of this. Now. After this I must give them kudos. They use the Star Wars style yellow lettering traveling up the page [into space] for a little intro to the story. Once again. Satire! 😀 LOVED it!

So, we start with sex. Of course 😀 Princess Hubba Hubba (yep, i’m serious. Please remember: satire) needs some companionship on the SS Royal Brat. teehee i want me one! Untitled-2 copy

It’s shortly thereafter that we meet Jeeves. He’s Princess Hubba Hubba’s faithful robot companion. Now. I think Jeeves is my favorite character, despite Evan Stone being my favorite adult actor.

From here, we meet the Evil Overlord and the Dark Witch.  Now this is incredibly entertaining!  The Evil Overlord is trying to kidnap Princess Hubba Hubba so he can marry her and rule her star system, the Clitoran System.  😉 So he shoots her ship and captures a space pod.

Now, I’m not going to ruin the plot too much, as there actually is a plot in this movie.  Shortly hereafter we meet Buzz StarFucker, captain of the Floating Balls Space Casino.  Untitled-4 copyNow, the sets they did were pretty good 🙂 Of course, it’s a room here, a room there.  But, we have to remember that this is an adult film.  The budget is not quite what it would be otherwise.  Here Jeeves get’s his first sex scene.  Him and Princess Hubba Hubba get picked up by StarFucker and are made to work on the Floating Balls.  Jeeves was a pleasure-bot.  teehee Untitled-7 copyNow, I must say.  I enjoy this movie for the satire-ity of it.  Not the sex.  The sex scenes are mediocre at best.  Each one ends exactly the same way, cum-on-face.  So if you like that, watch away!!!  I have to say though, that all sex scenes involved use of condoms, which is awesome as safety always first.  The cinematography though, on the sex scenes was really good.  I, for one, do not watch porn for up close cock-in-pussy.  Untitled-11 copy

I have to say though, I really enjoyed the costumes, especially these 2 in the requisite 3-some.  I like how they themed the colors and also ensured they matched the set work.

My favorite sex scenes are at the very end.  The last 3 actually.  Untitled-14 copyThis is one of them…and dayam she has a nice ass!!!  If nothing else, this movie has nice female ass!!!

Well, that and some great positions.  Untitled-3 copyHoly smokes right?  And yes, despite the veins in that arm, it IS a woman! lol My favorite “position” one though is when StarFocker finally gets to shag the Princess.

So, eventually the Evil Overlord does capture Princess Hubba Hubba, to which Jeeves and StarFucker must team up to rescue her.  And well..let’s just say..that’s when the movie gets really entertaining!!!

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All in all, mediocre sex scenes aside this is an enjoyable movie.  IF you’re itching to watch something entertaining that’s not a children’s flick, this is it.  If you’re wanting adult satire, this is most definitely it!!  If you’re wanting quality sex scenes, this is not it.  The sex however, while not moving the plot along,  so-to-speak is worked into the plot well.

And ladies and gents, if you want or need any othersex toys please do go to Eden Fantasys! If you put 6CF in the “partner code” entry box it’ll give you a discount! The store is easy on the eyes, well priced and has an incredible selection!




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DVD by Wicked Pictures
Cast: Amber Rain, Casey Pink, Devinn Lane, Evan Stone
Director: Jonathan Morgan
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

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